Aquarius: Your boyfriend is trapped in an alternate desert dimension. it is difficult to say when he will return. Perhaps take up drinking while crying in a quiet room. Wow, that’s a very specific and painful horoscope. Thanks for nothing, stars.

  • Carlos: I know two things.
  • Carlos: I love you.
  • Cecil: I love you too.
  • Cecil: What's the other thing?
  • Carlos: You just said it.
  • Fandom: *sudden uncontrollable sobbing*